Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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