Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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