My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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