She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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