I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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