do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
