Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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