also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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