How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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