Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i think my cat just said my name.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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