This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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