my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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