I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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