Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Congratulations! We have a period
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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