when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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