Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
