Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When did angry sex become our thing?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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