But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how can u be prego again
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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