for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
