Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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