It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.