im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
