David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs