Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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