She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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