you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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