i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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