There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I deserve this hangover.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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