don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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