Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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