Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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