So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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