i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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