I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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