Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
