Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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