i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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