I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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