I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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