glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Duck Duck Cougar?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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