I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
how does that bad decision feel?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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