You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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