But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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