you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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