So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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