2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
