So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
