but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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