I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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