what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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