i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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