i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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