JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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