i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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