Well douche your snatch and let's go!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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