This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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