You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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