The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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