Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize
