Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Randomize