you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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